Hey everyone I’m Jade Catta-Preta and welcome to today’s Newsfeed! O-M-G the new Breaking Dawn movie poster is finally out and fans everywhere are majorly freaking out about it! I haven’t followed the Twilight saga that closely because I leave that to my single female friends and ultra gay boys from the mid-west, but I’m excited to see this crazy looking poster…do we have a copy? Oh that’s it? Let me see it! Oh…it’s just a bunch of hot underage kids posing in front of a sunset…how original. I’m Jade Catta-Preta and you’ve been fed.