Break Classic: The Balloon Animal

Balloon animals: usually, they’re balloons twisted into dogs by clowns at parties for kids. But sometimes, that phrase refers to someone who’s just a straight animal with balloons, a beast, MONSTER. Like the balloon animal featured in this Break Classic, who inflates a balloon to nearly her full height, then proceeds to stuff it down her throat and into her stomach where she must have a hole from that Portal video game—seriously, where is it going at that point—with a grand finale reminiscent of that Houdini trick where he would pull needles he had swallowed back out of his stomach on a thread…but better, because we actually have it on video.