Bin Laden Viagra

Posted by Newsfeed on May. 10, 2011

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Bin Laden Viagra on newsfeed - Avena syrup, a botanical product often used as a natural Viagra, was found in abundance in the hideout of Al Queda terrorist leader Osama Bin Laden. This finding… clearly helps explain to the world why he never left his hideout. Avena, or as it’s know on the streets “Wild oats,” is a drug known to help boost libido and sooth upset stomachs. This drug was also found along with other drugs used to control ulcers, seizures and pain. If you have all of those ailments, you aren’t having trouble in the libido department; that’s your body’s way of saying… No more! Osama’s youngest of his 6 wives, 29 year old Amal stated in an interview that Osama was healthy and never took any medications at all. Word on the street is that his oldest wife – when she heard that statement - laughed really hard and said “He had 6 wives! We used to slip him that stuff!”All these years we were led to believe Osama Bin Laden was hiding out in some unmarked dark cave in the middle of Afghanistan. Turns out he is kicking back in a suburban Pakistan mansion with six hot girls smoking marijuana during the day and taking a Avena syrup, a natural Viagra, so he could have sex all night.

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