Hi, I’m Shannon Hatch and you’re watching Newsfeed!
This week Gawker reported that Bill O’Reilly bribed a Long Island Police Department to investigate a man O’Reilly suspected of having an affair with his wife. O’Reilly denies the allegations. Oh really, O’Reilly? The most shocking part of the story is that…Bill O’Reilly has a wife! And she’s not deaf – she can hear the words he says. Somebody makes love to that man while I stay home and cry at night! When asked how he would file his divorce papers, Bill responded with this. We get it Bill, you’re going to file them in person!
I’m Shannon Hatch, and you’ve been fed.