Best Vacation Spots in the U.S. on Newsfeed -So,it’s June and you still haven’t planned a vacation yet and the thought of being stuck in the office all summer makes you want to pour tobasco in your eyeballs well you’re in luck. Here are a few vacation spots that are beautiful and affordable thanks to the crumbling economy. Miami, Florida has affordable housing because, developers built massive high rises with no buyers and also tons of morally loose women still coming in from Communist, Cuba. Branson, Missouri offers beautiful vistas from the Ozark Mountains, crystal clear lakes and buffets that keep diabetes alive in the deep south… and finally San Diego, CA. The beaches are beautiful, the people totally chill brah and if you’re there in July for ComicCon you’ll be privy to the largest collection of nerds outside of MIT. Make sure to bring your storm trooper costume.