Arnold and Maria Shriver Divorced

Arnold and Maria Shriver Divorced on Newsfeed – It’s time for the Terminator, Arnold Schwarzenegger, to get a divorce lawyer and… flex his muscles. Yep, Arnold and Maria are getting a divorce. Maria Shriver, who was spawned from genetically matched parents by the American government during the cold war, has said she’s been unhappy for years and the divorce has been a long time coming, to which Arnold replied, “I’ve been banging Sarah Connor.” Shriver has allegedly moved out of their Los Angeles mansion, and when Arnold heard he asked, “Will she be back.” Apparently Arnold’s erratic behavior and uncontrollable outbursts of anger are at the root of the divorce, which leads me to believe it might be a tumor? Ohhh… this just in, “It’s not a tumor!”