Hi, I’m Shannon Hatch and you’re watching Newsfeed! Actress Alyssa Milano gave birth to a bouncing baby boy named Milo this week. She’s happily married to CAA agent David Bugliari and this is the first child for both of them. I don’t get it. Why are we covering this? There’s no scandal. Looks like Alyssa’s Party of Five just became a Party of Six…what? She wasn’t on that show? Oh, that was Jennifer Love Hewitt. Wait – which one of them stars in made for TV movies now? Oh, both of them. Our congratulations go out to Alyssa Milano and her family. And by that, I mean nobody wants to hear about an attractive, responsible couple having a healthy kid. This is the Internet, I want to see octuplets birthed from a demon or nothing! Is that so much to ask for Internet? I’m Shannon Hatch, and you’ve been fed.