Alert Level Raised

The tenth anniversary of 911 is coming up and since we are a society run by Reality Television and fear, the Military is raising protection levels at the Pentagon…just in case. Were there any threats or leads about an attack? No, but there documents that were discovered in Osama Bin Laden’s compound that showed his interest in attacking the US around this anniversary. Let’s remember that they also found porn in there and that the man in dead now. It is better safe than sorry, but that’s like telling men to just walk around with condoms all week because Friday night is just around the corner...The good news? The State department issued a “Worldwide Travel Alert” which means plane tickets will be cheap and I can finally take that trip to Iran.