Al-Zarqai Is A Fumbling Doofus

US forces just uncovered a blooper reel of terrorist leader Al-Zarqawi fumbling with his rifle, wearing sneakers and just looking like an overall doofus. It’s supposed to be automatic fire. He’s shooting single shots. Something is wrong with his machine gun. He looks down, can’t figure out, calls his friend to come unblock the stoppage and get the weapon firing again. Obviously the version released by Al-Queda showed him looking fierce and in command. Hes just been reduced from an Ace to a three of clubs.