Airport Security Tips

This is a transcript of “Airport Security Tips” on Newsfeed..So Osama Bin Laden is dead and airport security is getting worse? Surely you’re joshing… get it cause my name is… nevermind. Yep, TSA has gotten the green light to violate, fondle, and finger! Former Miss USA Suzie Castillo appeared on the Today Show with Meredith Viera and said, “Yes, this woman, she touched my vagina 4 times,” and then went on to say, “What’s next? A rectal exam?” Hey Suzie, you know you don’t have to be fondled. There’s an x-ray machine. Next time, take it!