You're Pitiful Weird Al Yankovic

still calls you Fartypants But you'll always have a job, well I mean As long as you still can work that Slurpee machine You're pitiful You're pitiful You're pitiful, it's true You're half undressed, eating chips off your chest While you're playing Halo 2 No one's classier than you La, la, la, la La, la, la, la La, la, la, la Loser You're pitiful You're pitiful You're pitiful, it's true Your dog would much rather play fetch by itself You still live with your mom and you're forty two Guess you' ...

 

 

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