TheOnion.com is great and this movie looks just as good.
Oh, that Onion. They aren’t wrong.
Glad that he held back on this one.
In honor of the satirical newspaper's 25th anniversary, we present 25 peopl...
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Would you rather be a “Carpet Unroller” or a “Sunglasses Locator?”
Be as dramatic as you can be.
Oh no indeed.
Funny night on TS
I've seen it done with spaghetti, why not give it a shot.
this onion was asking for this. do not pity it.
It's the downward spiral from here on out.
You don’t want black beans.
BBW onion Booty!! Seductive!!
Whats your favorite part of an order of onion rings?