ALL HAIL TECHNOVIKING!
TECHNOVIKING does not dance to the music. The music dances to TECHNOVIKING.
At a techno-themed street parade in Berlin during the summer of 2000, a bearded and muscle-bound man of unknown origin was captured on film as he forcibly reprimanded a drunken reveler who had bumped into another dancing female reveler. Six years later, his actions would become the stuff of internet legend.
TECHNOVIKING does not dance to the music. The music dances to TECHNOVIKING.
Technoviking’s legend would grow to epic proportions throughout 2007, as mere mortals uploaded more and more video remixes of his marvelous, yet fleeting, exploits. Nothing else is known of Technoviking’s origin, but it has been suggested that he was actually forged in the molten core of the roiling, Icelandic volcano Eyjafjallajökull by the elder House Music titans, long extinct omniscient beings from the first instantiation of the universe. Technoviking has never re-appeared; he waits in the thrum of every bass beat for the next time he’s needed in our world; Technoviking does not dance to the music. The music dances to Technoviking.
TECHNOVIKING is at it again.
TECHNOVIKING does not dance to the music. The music dances to TECHNOVIKING.
The technoviking just died.
A nice caption video of the technoviking
This is where techonviking got is techno gene from.
Technoviking gets taken out!
TECHNOVIKING does not dance to the music. The music dances to TECHNOVIKING.
TECHNOVIKING does not dance to the music. The music dances to TECHNOVIKING.
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears! There are more things in heaven and earth than boring Shakespeare readings. This is Technoviking! Technoviking does not read Shakespeare.... Shakespeare exists because of Technoviking!
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