Hey people I am Jade Catta-Preta and you are watching Newsfeed. According to a recent survey, one-third of Americans would be more willing to give up sex for a week than their phones. Look, I love my phone, I never leave the house without it and when I do I feel completely naked, but do I love it more then sex…um nah. My question is if youre taking time out of your day to take a dumb survey how much sex are you actually even getting in the first place? Alright I’ll give up sex for a week, Ill just leave my phone on vibrate. I am Jade Catta-Preta and you’ve been fed.