School Fights
It’s no wonder that school fights are a common occurrence at educational campuses worldwide. Puberty is tough, what with being in classes all day, feeling stuck in a place you don’t want to be, and having the worst acne of your entire life.
- Brutal Cat Fight After School
Two girls go at it after school, this is one of the best cat fights I've seen in a long time.
The art of the cat fight consists of hairpullin...
- High School Graduation Fight
This is actually a really competitive high school. They give out just five diplomas a year, and this is how they're awarded. Would you watch high s...
More Info About School Fights
School fights can be limited to just a few participants or they can become as large as small scale riots. They usually don’t last as long as the skirmishes of their grown-up counterparts, though, due to the constant presence of school administrators. In many ways, they function as an essential part of growing up in nearly every culture. It’s important to note, however, that school cat fights are hot and should happen more often, just like the “Brutal Cat Fight After School” video below.
Here are some tips if you ever find yourself in a school fight- In a pinch, a text book works as a great club. Ex:The Bourne Identity.
- Be aware of your surroundings. Ex: The Bourne Ultimatum.
- Basically do anything that Jason Bourne would do.
- A lunch tray can make an effective shield.
- Using the lunch tray shield, recite William Wallace’s speech from Braveheart to rally your troops.
- This sign of obvious insanity will scare your opponents away, making you the victor.
- In a cat fight, removal of blouses or tops by force is highly encouraged. If a water bottle is within reach, it should be grabbed, opened, and sprayed on the participants to, uh, reduce fighting friction. Yeah, that's it.
