Ding Dong, the tyrant is almost dead. Muammar Gaddafi's days as the dictator of Libya appear to be numbered as Libyan rebels have reached the capital city of Tripoli and captured one of his sons, Saif al-Islam. Aside from having so much plastic surgery done over the years that he makes Joan Rivers look human, Gaddafi has multiple outstanding arrest warrants for crimes against humanity. Even though NATO and rebel fighters said they would halt their attacks if he would just step down, Gaddafi refuses and has become the a-hole villian from most 80's teen movies - "Put him in a body bag Gaddafi!!". But of course, once he loses all hope and realizes that there's no shot of victory, he'll back down like "Hey, ya know that whole torturing and killing civilians and rebels thing I did...my bad!! Do you need some oil? I can hook that up. Let's hope those Libyan Runnin' Rebels take care of business soon!
Monumental news! Wilco is releasing a new album!! Hold on, don’t stop watching!! Now I understand that 99.9% of the people watching NewsFeed aren’t fans of indie alternative rock/country/snarf attitude, but Wilco is a group of flannel wearing rebels who have won Dos Grammy Awards. How badass are these guys? After recording the album Yankee Hotel Foxtrot, it got rejected by their Record Label because of how they exposed the dirty laundry of the music industry. Then after finding a new label, it got all the way to the top 15 on the Billboards Charts. That’s a gangster move! Now, picking the best Wilco songs is kinda like picking your favorite child, you really know which ones you like best but you don’t wanna be an a-hole about it, so we’ll just say check out songs like “California Stars”, “Misunderstood” and “I am trying to break your heart”. You’ll grow a dirty beard & look good in fake coke bottle glasses in no time.