Bin Laden is finally dead, but wait, it gets better. The Us Commandos who killed him also found his porn stash! Oh my God, so scandalous! Although they didn’t have internet in their compound, all the porn was kept in a digital thumb drives, but wait it gets even better…the stash also included Vaseline and Avena syrup, a sexual stimulant that works like Viagra. Really Bin Laden? I thought you hated Western Civilization but there’s nothing that yells America like some good old-fashioned porn. Well, unless he prefers some strict Muslim porn, like a bunch women in burqas flashing ankles…so hot.