Obviously, knockouts are serious cerebral injuries, but they are still quite fun to witness. One-punch knockouts are particularly exciting, mainly because they’re the prime example of both the physical power one fist can possess and of the general fragility of the human body as a whole. One well-placed punch in the right place and most human beings fall harder than a burlap sack full of bowling balls.

1. Keep your hands up in front of your face, fists clenched
2. Distract your opponent by kicking sand, mud, or some other sediment into his eyes
3. Flee for your life in any direction away from your opponent.