Ms. Kardashian broke into Hollywood and the reality spotlight in the tried-and-true resume builder of the millennial starlet/heiress: she made a sex tape with Ray J. This was no prosaic sex tape, though. If the Kim Kardashian sex tape were an indie film, it would rank right up there with the “Mall Rats” and “The Blair Witch Project” in terms of a shoddy production earning huge dividends when all was said and done. In terms of overall box office, her sex tape was a summer blockbuster.

Riding the success of her sex tape, Kim segued perfectly into an immensely popular reality show called, “Keeping Up With the Kardashians”, which also starred her similarly named, somewhat less attractive sisters Khloe and Kourtney (aka “The Scourges of the Spellchecker). Nowadays, the sisters continue their reality show and have plans for starting a fashion line aimed at women with measurements more befitting the natural curves of the body, which Kim and her sister have in spades.

1. Damon Thomas: Music producer and bitter ex-husband
2. Nick Lachey: They held hands for a minute or two
3. Ray J: Sex tape co-star; failed D-list celebrity (which is saying something)
4. Reggie Bush: Football star/on-again, off-again BF
5. Kris Humphries: NBA Player and current fiancée.