This is a transcript of Watch the Kentucky Derby Online on Newsfeed...Not everyone gets to experience the extravagance that is the Kentucky Derby in person, but guess what couch potatoes? You can check out highlights from the race online at NBCsports.msnbc.com! That’s almost like the real thing right? Except you can sit at home eat pizza pockets while you cry and no one will judge you. Sounds like my kind of party!
This is a transcript of Kentucky Derby Contenders on Newsfeed...Pants on Fire, Su Casa G Casa and J J’s lucky train. Sure, all these are great names for prostitutes, but they also happen to be the names of three of Kentucky Derby Contenders this year. The field is limited to 20 horsed and the ones who are picked to race are a super big deal, some even have a graded earning of a million dollars. Please all they have to do is have a tiny man ride them while they run, I’ve done it and it’s not that hard. Everyone place your bets!