Tim Pawlenty on Newsfeed - Minnesota Governor Tim Pawlenty officially declared his run for the 2012 Republican presidential nomination today. Wow you guys, we were so close, had a Minnesota Governor declared in 2003, it would have been Jesse “The Body Ventura,” and the war on terror would have had a sweet headlock headed its way. Pawlenty goes by the nickname T-Paw which, believe it or not, was not given to him by rapper Lil’ Wayne. I’m not comfortable voting for a presidential candidate with a nickname that sounds like something that would have been on the back of a beer league softball jersey. I’d vote for T-Paw to hold my legs on a keg stand… but not to hold the fate of the free world.
This is a transcript of "Famous Navy Seals" on Newsfeed...When news broke Sunday that Al Queda terrorist leader Osama Bin Laden had been killed by Navy Seals, Hollywood was quick to ask the important question: Who are some famous Navy Seals?! There have only been around 11,000 Navy Seals ever, and of them the most famous… former Governor of Minnesota and pro wrestler Jesse Ventura! Now a lot of people criticize him saying that his political style was a little abrasive… Wait, are you trying to tell me me that former Mongol biker, pro wrestler, trained tactical killer and author of the book entitled “I Don’t Have Time to Bleed,” – Are you telling me that he wasn’t very good at tasteful debate? Nice try. There was a rumor that Fred Rogers, of Mr. Rogers’ neighborhood was a Navy Seal, which the Navy Seals firmly denies. I don’t know, nothing screams elite military unit louder than a cardigan sweater and handy puppet work.