Here’s a transcript of Brett Favre Sexting on Newsfeed - Let’s say you’re looking to woo a lady like Jenn Sterger and you don’t know what to do. Let’s take a page out of the Brett Favre playbook and show you how. Step 1: initiate contact via a 3rd party. Preferably someone underpaid who you can payoff with a small amount of money. Step 2: Leave voicemails arranging for shady late night bang sessions in high end hotels. Step 3: when all else fails go for texting pictures of your wang, but make sure to hold it in your hands to give a basis for size. When the press gets wind of it, she’ll be famous, you’ll be infamous and everyone will know what little Brett looks like.
Here’s a transcript of Brett Favre Sexting Pics on Newsfeed - So Jenn Sterger is finally giving interviews to the press starting with the obvious first choice in news, Good Morning America. Jenn Sterger, if you didn’t know, is the unlucky victim of the totally true, alleged Brett Favre sexting scandal. He started by sending her cryptic MySpace messages, which is creepy, not so much the messages, but that a grown man is still on MySpace. But what sent Sterger into a panic was when the penis texts started rearing their ugly head. I don’t understand cause in my personal experience the best way to hook a lady is to send her unsolicited pictures of your dong.