You can watch “Jerry Springer” or any other daytime talk show where a woman has to take a DNA test because she is unsure of whom her baby daddy is for further references on ghetto people. DNA Tests that identify the biological father of the child will help him or her from having a confused father’s day. Also, you know who to bill for child support. If you are about to have a ghetto fight, here’s a list of things to be aware of: 1. It may not be a fair fight, your opponent’s friends or strangers may jump in as well. 2. Try not to shout anything that would be offensive to others, they might come after you as well. (Special precautions if you’re a girl) 3. Be sure to take off your large hoop earrings. Your opponent might pull them off, or you might lose them. 4. Wearing a weave may helpful; this way the girl will be distracted that she pulled out your entire head of hair. But then again you might have to look for your weave after the fight. On the bright side because you have short hair, she can’t pull on your hair 5. Nails. The pain of sharp nails can be excruciating. If you’re lucky, they’ll be fake and fall off. When watching a ghetto fight video, you can expect to see hair pulling between girls, blood, profuse cursing and mouths full of threats. If you want to witness a ghetto fight first hand; go to a shady area of town, preferably a busy place with a lot of people and drinking.