This is a transcript of "Airport Security Tips" on Newsfeed..So Osama Bin Laden is dead and airport security is getting worse? Surely you’re joshing… get it cause my name is… nevermind. Yep, TSA has gotten the green light to violate, fondle, and finger! Former Miss USA Suzie Castillo appeared on the Today Show with Meredith Viera and said, “Yes, this woman, she touched my vagina 4 times,” and then went on to say, “What’s next? A rectal exam?” Hey Suzie, you know you don’t have to be fondled. There’s an x-ray machine. Next time, take it!
An Italian teacher has been suspended after this cell phone video surfaced of her allowing her male students to fondle her during class and get their hands around her little g string. Look at that thong! This is like the ultimate dream for a 13 year old. Or, you know, his best chance at an ultimate expulsion. But, it would be worth it, right?