HCG Hormone Diet on Newsfeed -Trying to lose weight? Well, don't worry there's a new diet that you can not stick to! It’s the HCG diet. HCG is a substance produced by women when they are pregnant to help turn fat from problem areas, into food for the growing baby. It's also what home pregnancy tests look for in urine to see if you're knocked up. Now the HCG diet isn't going to have you drinking some girl's pee, it consists of getting daily injections of the hormone for 23 to 40 days and only eating 500 calories a day. Wow, only 500 calories a day? I think I’d be so hungry I’d want to drink that girl’s pee.
Gluten Free Diet Tips on Newsfeed - People out there have been begging me, Josh when are you going to give us some gluten free diet tips and I keep saying soon… well today is your day! If it’s gluten free diet tips you want, it’s gluten free diet tips you’re gonna get. A gluten free diet is super easy just avoid: Beer, bread, candies, cakes, cookies, crackers, croutons, wheats, gravies, oats, pastas and triticale. I know I know, you wanted that Triticale Pizza over at Lombardi’s, but that’s got gluten and so does the pizza so stay away! My real advice is throw a gluten free house party for all your friends and experience the lonely depression of a gluten free diet when nobody comes.