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Boobs are the greatest thing in the world. Better than food, shelter, or tools. Luckily women like food and shelter because if not mankind would have devolved into hairless apes long ago. In reality boobs are responsible for the success of man and our dominance on the planet Earth.

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Breasts are literally as old as mankind. The bosom of creation and the fertile mountains that fed creativity and invention, boobs ave always been important. From early cave drawings we can find that even prehistoric man understood the importance of boobs. But it is not man’s fault alone that we are attracted to breasts. Boobs are sign of fertility which is genetically bred into most mating males to respect and admire. Large boobs such as Maria’s in the video above could be helpful in choosing a successful mate.

Of course since man left the cave and became the dominant species the need for a great rack to provide for children is less important. Becoming a focal point in fashion for years, boobs were to be hidden in some cultures to preserve modesty. This habit was carried to America by the puritanical founders and remained all the way to the 20th century. With this change breasts took on a more aesthetic role. Although large breasts like Denise’s above are still coveted by some, size began to matter less.

Although the road was long eventually breast acceptance became commonplace. In the modern era a shirt with a fair amount of cleavage is acceptable in almost any venue. This has allowed for the edges of breast wear design to venture farther into more expensive and risque territory. The greatest achievement in breast wear is the 15 million dollar Ruby bra made by Victoria’s Secret. This monumental undergarment held aloft Giselle Bundchen’s ample chest for the opening of a Victoria’s Secret in New York City. The bra is studded with more than 300 carats of rubies. Truly a suitable setting for any super model’s assets.

With the technical magicians at lingerie stores world wide working to keep breasts looking great and functioning well the foreseeable boob future is bright. Tits will stand perky and true and if they are broken they can be repaired In the immortal words of the 6 million dollar man “we have the technology, we can rebuild them”. These breast repair and augmentation technologies are truly on the cutting edge of ta-ta science. From gummy bear filled implants, to total breast reconstruction the future looks bright. Although the age of the boob has only begun it is obvious that it will be here to stay.

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