Beer Bong Fails
Wake up. Buy beer. Build beer bong. Try to show off in front of friends. FAIL. This is the story for most college students at tailgates and parties around the country. To take the time to build an implement of mass drunkenness such as a beer bong only to have it fail is one of the greatest let downs a human can know. Never mind the beer wasted s well. Poor show old boy indeed.
- Idiot Can't Hold Beer Bong
This guy attempts to bong five beers at once but the dude holding the funnel messes up and spills half the beer on his head. - How Not To Tailgate
This dude finishes his first beer bong before a ball game and it turns out one was one too many.
More Info About Beer Bong Fails
Although beer bongs are the latest they are hardly the first piece of technology used in binge drinking. Although the Romans ingested liquor the old fashioned way they did construct entire buildings whose sole purpose was vomiting up excess food and beverage. These vomitoriums allowed the Romans to vomit only to return to the party and consume more booze and food. Talk about puke and rally. A beer bong fail often ends in puking, but to create a temple to the art is inspired. Take that modern times. You just got served by the Romans.
