Description: A buddy of mine at diving practice

by: jp7917

Description: This guy exceeded the chair's printed capacity for stupidity. Warranty voided.

by: twindragon

Description: Face-down in a stack of donuts. I think that's how he'd always dreamed of going out.

by: stupidvidiom

Description: Last Summer when the pool was being installed: "Why would we pay extra for a diving board when we have a weak roof and a...

by: EddieAdams

Description: He just ate a full serving of dirt and washed it down with a big gulp of river. I don't think he's going to want...

by: booyah85

Description: I think a belly flop would have been better

by: RandomRob

Description: That explains why they get one thirty minute break for lunch, and two fifteen minute breaks for drying off.

by: gofortwo