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12 Completely Sucktastic Vampire Movies

Posted by Fortey on Nov. 16, 2012

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Worst Vampire Movies: Dracula 3000

Because Dracula 2000 didn't have Coolio or Casper van Dien. Because Dracula 2000 didn't have Coolio or Casper van Dien.

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In honor of the final Twilight film being opened, here are 12 terrible vampire films that may or may not be better than Twilight.

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Worst Vampire Movies: Against the Dark, Worst Vampire Movies: Transylmania, Worst Vampire Movies: Vampire Hookers, Worst Vampire Movies: Bloodrayne, Worst Vampire Movies: Bloodrayne 2, Worst Vampire Movies: Dracula 2000, Worst Vampire Movies: Vampire in Brooklyn, Worst Vampire Movies: Vampire Dentist, Worst Vampire Movies: American Vampire Story, Worst Vampire Movies: Decadent Evil, Worst Vampire Movies: Vampires vs Zombies, Worst Vampire Movies: Dracula 3000

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  • Justin-Molder-3

    Justin-Molder-3 - 3 months ago

    I swear if twilight would have been on this list.......

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  • BeefSupremeNinjalo

    BeefSupremeNinjalo - 6 months ago

    twilight is mormon propaganda reminding teenage girls to marry before sex

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      BeefSupremeNinjalo - 6 months ago

      @BeefSupremeNinjalo and therefore not vampire movies

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  • Knekten666

    Knekten666 - 6 months ago

    all those movies are a 100 times better than the twilight movies, but that dosent say much tho..

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  • Boardbug

    Boardbug - 6 months ago

    the funny thing about all of these is that Netflix proudly gathers them all

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  • evildog77

    evildog77 - 6 months ago

    Is this a porno?

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  • Luis-Segovia-563

    Luis-Segovia-563 - 6 months ago

    You forgot to add all the twatlight movies

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    • Mael99

      Mael99 - 6 months ago

      @Luis-Segovia-563 Twilight has nothing to do with vampires.

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  • juandeznuts

    juandeznuts - 6 months ago

    "in space there is no daylight"

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  • blade2000

    blade2000 - 6 months ago

    of course they don't put in twilight it goes with out saying that whole series blows

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    • effyocouch

      effyocouch - 6 months ago

      @ terrible acting by everyone. Anna Kendrick should've been female lead. that or her stunning rack.

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  • Trotterman

    Trotterman - 6 months ago

    How did they pass up the tag line, "Been spending most their lives, living in a vampire's paradise."

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  • Dreww-Hernandez-778

    Dreww-Hernandez-778 - 6 months ago

    haha i was expecting twilight

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  • Aaron-Johansen-94

    Aaron-Johansen-94 - 6 months ago

    actually watched this... definitely sucks balls

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