You can almost taste the smooshed peanut butter and jelly sandwich this pairs nicely with.
Once again Dad refuses to stop for directions while looking for the banana tree.
When the girls heard their babysitter was “a giant” they thinking more of the Jolly Green variety.
Boys with cooties gonna think twice before approaching this side of the playground. All I’m saying.
Either the garbage truck exploded or someone just took out the trash for a hoarder.
Tubbs is now a superhero with the ability to cut the electrify at crappy motels.
Do you think when Zuckerberg created Facebook he knew ass eating announcements would unite the world?