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25 Horrible Fake Tans: The Beginning

Posted by Break.com Staff on Jun. 17, 2010

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The Guido Nerd!

In this Photo: A guido who looks more like a nerd. For more pictures like this visit Paleisthenewtan.com! In this Photo: A guido who looks more like a nerd. For more pictures like this visit Paleisthenewtan.com!

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We've seen many of these horrible fake tans before. But theres a beginning to every story. Here's 25 more horrible fake tans...the origin story.

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Im Tan -- Buy Things From Me, Even His Right Eye Is Tan, Beware The Tan Mafia, The Guido Nerd!, Tan Girl, Animeman Got A Tan, Duck Face Origins, Before She Was Rich She Was Poor, Call Me Daisy, No Thank You, If I Was Drunk Enough Id Probably Do It, Being So Beautiful Can Get You Down, If I Was Drunk Enough I Would Also Do It, The Emo Guido Hybrid!, He Will Definitely Win The Bronze For This, Absolut Disgusting, This Is Funny Except Its Disgusting, Tanman On The Prowl, Tan Cheeks Are The Hottest, This Guys Gonna Tap Tan Cheek Lady, The Most Conservative Tan In This Gallery, This Is Why Guys Tan, Eurotan!, Give It A Year And She Will Look 90, Hottest Oompa Loompa Ever

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    LarryHparker - 6/17/2010 9:41:26 PM

    he looks like a Cartoon Character.

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  • Landria

    Landria - 3 months ago

    Hahaha ... Sadly this douche would be THE one guy to give me his number :(

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  • Max-Naylor-970

    Max-Naylor-970 - 5 months ago

    is that Dana White in the background?

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  • Heretic2012

    Heretic2012 - 10 months ago

    guido shore is for real? and all this time i thought it was make believe.

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  • you-Corry-71

    you-Corry-71 - 10 months ago

    he look like the cartoon from you tube hey mr.Douche bag

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  • merc516

    merc516 - 12 months ago

    He looks like some of the shitty Staining jobs that were done on job sites that i had to repair

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  • Derpwatch

    Derpwatch - a year ago

     Sonic the hedgehog

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  • Intelligence

    Intelligence - a year ago

    Barf Simpson

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  • BudLightLoser

    BudLightLoser - 2 years ago

    WTF!? Dana White (Back Right) is coming out in the next season of Jersey Shore?

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  • FredKarzenowski

    FredKarzenowski - 2 years ago

    hahahahahahahahaha! fags!

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    FredKarzenowski - 2 years ago

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  • Facebook

    Facebook - 2 years ago

    I can't decide which is worse, the hair or his tan.

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  • PersonWhoWatchesBreak

    PersonWhoWatchesBreak - 2 years ago

    JERSEY SHORE!

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  • Justacunt

    Justacunt - 2 years ago

    Love the look on the guys face in the background, just screams "I so want to punch these f u c k i n g douchebag looking f a g g o t s"

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  • xibeefcakeix

    xibeefcakeix - 2 years ago

    Isn't that the guy from the Japanese cartoon series Dragonball Z?

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  • sanderken89

    sanderken89 - 2 years ago

    roflmao.. cant stop laughing at this guy

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  • Dan_Tizzle

    Dan_Tizzle - 2 years ago

    what a twa t

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  • 8754

    8754 - 2 years ago

     SUP? HA

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  • ratnerkid18

    ratnerkid18 - 2 years ago

     i have seen these two effin toolbags before they go to a bar/club near my town on Long Island

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    • dangermouse1

      dangermouse1 - 2 years ago

      @ratnerkid18 so why have you not kicked the douche out of him..... next time you see him punch him once for me

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  • satyriasis

    satyriasis - 2 years ago

    Ask him what's it like working for Willy Wonka.

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  • SuperWalmartTard

    SuperWalmartTard - 2 years ago

     Gotta be from New Jersey.

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    • hydrocodone03

      hydrocodone03 - 2 years ago

      @SuperWalmartTard jersey shore lol

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  • Wyglop

    Wyglop - 2 years ago

     Nice Sarah Palin glasses.

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    xxxKILLAHxxx - 2 years ago

    Fake tans, spiked hair, and chains. The douche formula is complete.

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  • stee4

    stee4 - 2 years ago

     Hi im Bart simson.

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