This is her boyfriend's 7th arrest in two years and she used it as her profile photo on Facebook.
The bride's third wedding. Also, they're from Washington, so there's no excuse for the boots.
And this is why the world hates us - dude is in a historic cathedral in Germany.
Most people don't like ignorant trash friending them on Facebook either, yet here you are.
Unless the south plans to rise out of crippling diabetes and widespread obesity, I don't think they have much of a chance.