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Bitsko - 2 years ago
His gay wedding is in 10 minutes and his boyfriend's cummerbund snapped. He's happy that his new sewing machine survived the wreck. No mystery here.
IAM2520 - 2 years ago
The mystery is how UPs becomes DOWNs and he is Sew good looking.
RBreaklg - 2 years ago
Q. What can Brown do for you? A. Give you an awesome backdrop for your wedding photos.
Biberhofer - 2 years ago
ups went down
fryloque - 2 years ago
What Ferris Bueller really did on his day off...
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sam22292002 - 2 years ago
Mystery ???? He's got it all sewn up !!!
JeffFord - 2 years ago
@sam22292002BOOOOO!!!
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treyert - 2 years ago
He's gay and was walking to his sewing class. He accidentally walked into the UPS guy who winked at him. The hot secks ensued, launching the love truck into the ditch. He will have to undergo a surgery to remove the post-coital grin, rough UPS man-love will do that to a gay fagert like this.
dR34d - 2 years ago
@treyertwow what lucid fantasies you have
@treyertI'm glad you classify this as a phantasy. I guess you need some fun, too.
TheSmokinHippie - 2 years ago
Driver didn't put his e-brake on.....
Spunknessman - 2 years ago
Ok so this guy needed a sowing machine to fix his tux and so he ordered one via MEGA RUSH DELIVERY. The UPS truck was ALMOST there when it crashed, but luckily the guy was nearby to claim his machine before it sank down into the river. This picture is a celebration of a near miss.
ChocoMofo3 - 2 years ago
who will solve the mystery of postics pics from 10 years ago?
Wratherax - 2 years ago
Someone forgot to put a chock block down. :P
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mistertubby - 2 years ago
OK, the guy is coming back from getting his ex girlfriend to fix his wedding tux, but his ex didn't have a sowing machine, that's why he brought one, but mean while his wife to be found out and stole a ups truck and was planning on running it over both of them, but got stuck short, she is detained in the back of the cop car, but why is he smiling? you would be to if you got your freedom back!
xibeefcakeix - 2 years ago
@mistertubbyNow on to the story of your lame avatar.
Reegz - 2 years ago
I guess he was stiched up.. gerrit...
RichardKing - 2 years ago
well we can be sure that sewing machine is not his because thats a womans job
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Nickeleye - 2 years ago
@Bitskolmao
Officer_Dooosh - 2 years ago
he's making a long sleeve shirt for that soon to be unemployed x ups driver
Sofix - 2 years ago
you could make a short about what happend here.
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nightlancer - 2 years ago
What is that kid doing with a sewingmachine and smiling about it
FrankOdorango - 2 years ago
@nightlancerthat was the point of the title, douche
@nightlancerlol retard