Han Solo sure cleans up with the jail bait! (Before you yell at me, you know Han Solo isn’t real, right?)
His Mom regretted asking him “Why don’t you marry your Xbox if you like it so much?”
After prom nobody took some when Darryl asked if they wanted some pineapple.
I’m starting to think girls can’t get dates to prom these days ‘cause dudes are taking cutouts.
I need to get in the cardboard cutout business, they make a killing on prom night.
Back in the 70’s everyone was so high on Quaaludes nobody noticed Tim’s date wasn’t human.