If she's wearing heels in the desert, chances are 100% that she's a hooker.
He couldn't bear to deflate and shove her in his pocket -- romance isn't dead after all.
Someone left their baby outside so they could go shopping at Gucci #ProudParenting
Hookers appear to be in short supply of appropriate-length pants these days.
Protip: is she wearing heels on the side of an Interstate at 1:00 p.m.? She's probably a hooker.