That should totally work out fine, said everyone who ever watched a “Final Destination” movie.
He finally learned the correct way to do the tiger handshake just before they ate him.
He wanted his chewing tobacco and didn’t care what the team “doctor” said.
Wearing his mom’s curtains to the match was his first bad move. This was his second.
A hot chimpanzee in the next enclosure just threw her poop and George was having a good day.
What is the most expensive medical bill you’ve ever had BEFORE insurance adjustments?
Carl convinced her that he could tell her the future by looking at her bare vagina.