Someone should start a hookup website for people who want to cheat on their diet. No Broccoli Madison.
That is Chuck, he has severe OCD and has to do this with all his lotion bottles.
Pro Tip: Download TV remote app on your phone so you always have “the sword of power.”
Kevin couldn’t believe he woke up today as a smoking hot babe either, but it happened.
Have you ever accidently eaten a banana peel? Were you OK? Asking for a friend.
To get more people to the zoo they started having a guy get eaten by a crocodile at 12 and 2.
When you wake up in the morning on a cold day and don’t want to get out of bed.
The kid at Jamba Juice said this shake wouldn’t make her belch and he lied.
This OK Cupid Date was going well until Cheryl mentioned who she was voting for. Ugh.