Geeze, we don’t care; almost sounds like the road is trying to hide something.
He is testing his kids to see if they will “help Daddy when he is drowning.”
Testing to see if the bride is a witch: if she can’t fly she is not and they can get married.
He likes to sit there and scare the crap out of people when they sit down.
If a black cat walks in front of you, this guy comes to your bedroom and screams at you.
I think we found where the leak in the oil pipeline came from: silly bear thought it was honey.