Posted by Fortey on Aug. 21, 2012
Come over to my house, I can help you with that. A rubdown and plenty of vodka is all you need.
I can cook and read.... there's lots of time between meals and sammiches LMFAO
i wonder if she would make the same face while topless...
I did this to a girl in middle school and she almost sued me for assault, true story.
Kristen stewart can't read
see what happens when you come out the kitchen
Books. You're doing it wrong.
u arrogant sexist jerk,how bout u make me a sandwich!!asshole!!
That what she gets for trying to read. You don't need to read to able to get two slices of bread and put meat between the two of them.
A foot lower and it would have been a bookrack.
this is the internet and you are too sensitive. Maybee daddy showed you not enough/too much love and that's why you are a stuck up bitch. The internet should not offend you. besides I didn't know they had the internet in the little window above the sink!! And I am a girl so you gonna be pissed at me too?? At least my girlfriend makes me sammiches ROTFLMFAO!!!
Anything if you give me an asshole sandwich.
Well, I guess it was only a matter of time before a woman escaped the kitchen and made it onto the internet. On behalf of everyone, welcome. We all hate you. The only way to reverse this hated status is to upload nudes of yourself according to our demands. Until then, bk2ktchn
Your mother sure raised a piece of shit.
better than being a woman that's for sure.
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