'Yes, I'd like to pay full price for less than half a sandwich, thank you.'
When you run out of 'buttery spread' so you give your customers bowls of butter.
'Yeah I'd like a McChicken with no chicken. Yup just lettuce and bread. Why yes I do hate myself, thanks for asking.'
'Can I get one taco with no shell please?' 'So you want a taco salad?' 'No I want a taco with no shell, idiot.'
When you ask for extra mayo and the kid making your sandwich busts a nut instead.
When you ask for extra pickles and the kid making your sandwich is an ass.