Guy walks into a bar looking pretty haggard, and takes a seat. Bartender offers him a shot tequila. Guy refuses, saying thats what I was drinking last night. I went home and it was sick. I blew chunks everywhere. Blew chunks in the bathroom, in the living room, and in the bedroom. Bartender says, thats nothing to be ashamed of, everyone gets sick. Guy responds, Chunks is my dog.