An idiot is someone who can't tell how dumb they sound when they talk. Alan is an idiot.
Lindsay also has trouble wiping without the help of a capable adult. Poor Lindsay.
"A few thousand" gee whiz that's gonna make a dent in the MILLIONS of users they have
Maybe have some self-restraint and don't buy them for your kids when they ask, huh?
Helenas also gets mad when the weatherman calls for 75 and sunny and it's actually 74 and sunny.