If you can get off to Egyptian mummy porn, you may need to seek professional help.
Guess that crossover of 'Cars' and 'How to Train Your Dragon' is happening after all.
Somewhere out there some guy is dreaming about sticking his dick into the exhaust of an airplane.
This is a girl with 3 sets of boobs running down her body, but each nipple is a dick and each underboob has a vagina so the nipple-dicks are fucking the underboob-vaginas above them. Also there's a dick in a teacup at the bottom.