After reading a book on spells Victor was able to trap that woman’s soul in the hand mirror.
Looks like the highway lane widening project is going to be a few more months.
People used to have lots of kids to farm the land: now it’s to have an extra hand to take Instagram pics.
Anyone doing this probably has a negative balance in their checking account.
That one guy that tries to lift a piece of pizza but never pays his share.
Next time you have a piece of fruit, just know this is what snails are going with them.