'This wasn't for Halloween... I dressed up like this every day after I came home from school and danced to the musical 'Cats' for about a year.'
When you make your own goat legs for school but everyone's more concerned about the blackface.
When you try plucking your eyebrows for the first time and it goes just about as well as anyone thought it would.
When your parents frame your ugly yearbook photo because they're shitlords.
When you think you listed cool shit as your about me but it's actually cringe-worthy.