Welcome to Manly Monday, the once weekly Break holiday that celebrates all things man. This is a castle. You can bet a man lives in there.
Most men spend all of their waking hours thinking about how they'll survive the zombie apocalypse.
Most men prepare over three-fourths of their meals on a George Foreman grill.
Real men sleep in pajamas with pictures of their favorite sports team on them.
The easiest way to tell if someone is a man is to look at their forehead. If it's bloody from crushing beer cans, they are a man.
Smashing rocks with a sledgehammer is a manly hobby and a manly way to get in shape.
The Spitfire was one of the planes heavily used by the Allied Forces in World War II so ... you know ... it's pretty manly.
If you don't drink a two liter of Mountain Dew every day, then I don't know what you are but you are not a man.
Professional wrestler Shinsuke Nakamura is 'The King of Strong Style' and also the king of all men.
For yearly ceremonies of manliness, some men like to cook their ceremonial man meal with a flamethrower.