The expectations on this employee are so low that they are literally underground.
The worst part is that the cement truck was sent to repair that hole in the street.
This took more work than if she would have just pulled the image off of that thumb drive.
When they say 'everything's bigger in Texas' that is including the safety violations.
'It's okay, those instructions are just being sarcastic' - This new employee.
As long as there is chocolate somewhere on this thing, I'm not going to complain.