If a barber said 'I'm going to shave this dog, but if you want I will shave you instead,' I would take that deal. Anything for a dog.
Dogs are incapable of embarrassment, but if they were, this dog would be very embarrassed.
If dogs could unionize and plea that humans don't shave them, I would join the picket line.
If dogs ran the police force, humans that shave dogs would be in jail and all mail people would be executed.
This dog is laying in the shadows because they are embarrassed about their lack of fur.
Here's a before and after of this dog. Before and after their life was ruined, that is!
But I care, for you see, I've been a dog that can use a computer this whole time.