Hello Break audience, it is I. Captain Obvious. I am going to tell you the obvious elements that make these Prom Fails, fails. That dress is not a good color for this teen. Fail.
There's only one person in this picture dressed like a member of a dark metal band. Fail.
That teen isn't short enough. He should be a foot shorter and she should be a foot taller. Fail.
That dress should have a picture of Conan O'Brien on it instead of that guy from Twilight. Fail.
Those trash bags look too clean. They should be covered in trash juice. Fail.