Terrible that people keep their loved ones locked up like this. Also the kid is in there.
Changing a spare tire in the rain is pretty manly. Bonus points if you pull the bolts off with your bare hands.
Trying to keep kids from masturbating only leads to Jesus jerking you off.
Cosplay is a really fun way to express your fandom while also showing off your creative side.
Space Blanket: It may just seem like a thin, shiny piece of plastic, but it can keep you from going into shock and also from freezing to death.